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The Monstro's House and Bug Monstro attraction, which recently celebrated its famous anniversary
Monstro's House and Bug Monstro
June 11, 1981
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After you roam
through Monstro's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his Private Stable in the former servants' quarters. There you can catch a glimpse of Monstro once again re-animating a scene from his celebrated film, "The Tanned Concert". Be sure to get his autograph!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from weird extra limbs or neck, wrist, or heart disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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