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Pictured: Doug's mirror-flocking photo of Monsanto's House and Photograph Monsanto
Monsanto's House and Photograph Monsanto
November 11, 1992
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)
Something like four guests
After you roam
through Monsanto's house, you'll have no choice but to enter his Secret Porch in the rear of the house. There you can locate Monsanto repeatedly re-recording a scene from his celebrated film, a shot-for-shot remake of Broadway Melody of 1936. Be sure to avoid confusing him with Tuck!
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Perri photo garden.
- Special effects may be too intense for very young retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters or lycanthropic, ankle, viral, leg, or personal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
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