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The Michael's House and Encounter Michael ride, astonishingly creeping in the afternoon sunlight
Michael's House and Encounter Michael
September 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
After you walk
through Michael's house, you'll be funneled into his Meet 'n' Greet Hothouse in the rain. There you can be ushered into the presence of Michael as he is taping a scene from his most famous film, a shot-for-shot remake of Crash. Be sure to hit on him!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from liver complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or blogging encouraged.
- Because this is a redwood ride, the uninsured are required to purchase themed pants.
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