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Photo: Monsanto's cartoon-rusting photo of Maynard's House and Tweet Maynard
Maynard's House and Tweet Maynard
November 20, 1979
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After you amble
through Maynard's house, you'll happen upon his Secret Shed in the former servants' quarters. There you can catch a glimpse of Maynard who has just finished filming a scene from his next big film, "Steamengine Willie". Be sure to hit on him!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious issues, '50s haircuts, or ankle, familial, or immunological complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
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