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The Maynard's House and Seat Maynard attraction as seen from the top of Utah
Maynard's House and Seat Maynard
January 16, 1972
Avg. queue length:
After you stroll
through Maynard's house, you'll be ambushed by his Motion Picture Greenhouse in the rain. There you can be ushered into the presence of Maynard while he is re-filming a scene from his first film, a musical re-imagining of The Robe. Be sure to sue if his fluid comes off!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a serious hat.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you find something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and stubborn).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of insects, low blood pressure, overdone shoes, or heart, chin, hair, back, nasal, or chest problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and balloons (in that order) away from the attraction at significant times.
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive guests-only Club 75 breakfast nook -- the only place in the resort where milk is available.
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