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The Maynard's House and Corner Maynard attraction during a moment of contemplation
Maynard's House and Corner Maynard
November 13, 1984
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Maynard's house, you'll be able to queue up for his Movie Barn in the back yard. There you can be ushered into the presence of Maynard repeatedly re-taping a scene from his last film, "The Broom's Apprentice". Be sure to play along as if he's real!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After dusting this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from moral conflicts, garish shoes, or kidney, stomach, viral, fingernail, or nasal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and shoes (in that order) away from the cast members at most times.
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