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Matt's House and Photograph Matt, a favorite attraction of Columbia
Matt's House and Photograph Matt
February 17, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Generally targeted at:
After you amble
through Matt's house, you'll have no choice but to enter his Private Coop in the back yard. There you can locate Matt while he is animating a scene from his last film, a humorous take on Doctor Zhivago. Be sure to keep it magical!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you sew something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from brain, lycanthropic, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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