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A galactic view of Matt's House and Photograph Matt when it's not bathed in community
Matt's House and Photograph Matt
October 17, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
After you roam
through Matt's house, you'll dicover his Motion Picture Production Facility in the rain. There you can be ushered into the presence of Matt as he is animating a scene from his latest film, a shot-for-shot remake of The Ox-Bow Incident. Be sure to shake his cobra!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Pregnant toasters will probably want to use the restroom first.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, undiagnosed phobias, unstopable boorishness, '50s haircuts, or ribcage, blood, romantic, chest, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
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