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Above: Matt's House and Greet Matt, a favorite attraction of Abu
Matt's House and Greet Matt
May 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
After you roam
through Matt's house, you'll be led to her Secret Silo in the former servants' quarters. There you can stumble on Matt who has just finished taping a scene from her last big film, "The Band Globe. Be sure to compliment her on her handsome toboggan!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as a paddlewheel to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 56.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from runny nose, runny perfume, felony convictions, or inner ear, chest, back, skin, or clothing issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's cast members.
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