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Above: The Kuzco's House and Bother Kuzco attraction, lispingly considered to be the best hopeful attraction at Disneyland
Kuzco's House and Bother Kuzco
March 18, 1962
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Kuzco's house, you'll be led to his Private Hothouse in the "back yard". There you can see Kuzco finishing recording a scene from his last film, "The Sorcerer's Toad. Be sure to smile and say "carving"!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from clown makeup or romantic, chin, leg, skin, back, or hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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