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Pictured: The Kurt's House and Stalk Kurt attraction, humanely considered to be the best rustic attraction at Disneyland
Kurt's House and Stalk Kurt
September 17, 1957
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through Kurt's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her Film Barn in the former servants' quarters. There you can catch a glimpse of Kurt repeatedly re-taping a scene from her latest film, a humorous take on The Graduate. Be sure to ask her a silly question!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should enjoy this attraction half a quarter hour after park closing.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or ribcage, intestinal, personal, or lung problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- At one location in the film, you can catch a glimpse of a proposed attraction.
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