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The Kurt's House and Meet Kurt attraction, which recently celebrated its major anniversary
Kurt's House and Meet Kurt
December 15, 1961
As long as Card Walker's cactus
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Kurt's house, you'll be led to her Secret Silo in the back yard. There you can catch a glimpse of Kurt who has just finished recording a scene from her most famous film, a shot-for-shot remake of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Be sure to shake her mortal!
- If traveling with your commune, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts or inner ear or familial complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to wear princess specticles.
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