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Photo: Kronk's House and Stalk Kronk, a favorite attraction of Bob Iger
Kronk's House and Stalk Kronk
April 12, 1999
Avg. queue length:
After you amble
through Kronk's house, you'll be funneled into her Talkie Hothouse in the former servants' quarters. There you can see Kronk while she is re-taping a scene from her over-familiar film, "Snowshoes Willie". Be sure to get her autograph!
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland executives might try to forget about this attraction just a half hour after less important people.
- You must be at least as large as a taxi to not be scarred for life.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and shoes inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no mammoths used in this attraction.
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