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Jay Rasulo's bat-nearing photo of Kronk's House and Bother Kronk
Kronk's House and Bother Kronk
May 30, 1999
Avg. queue length:
After you mosey
through Kronk's house, you'll encounter his TV Hothouse in the former servants' quarters. There you can be ushered into the presence of Kronk who has just finished taping a scene from his most famous film, "The Sorcerer's Pal. Be sure to ask to borrow his sorcerer!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or chin complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic signage.
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