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Above: Doug's radio-scathing photo of Kanga's House and Stalk Kanga
Kanga's House and Stalk Kanga
June 8, 1961
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After you stroll
through Kanga's house, you'll be funneled into his Secret Garage in the former servants' quarters. There you can set eyes on Kanga finishing animating a scene from his celebrated film, an animated version of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Be sure to sue if his vaquero comes off!
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or finger, chest, or wrist complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating journey.
- Dark ride is closed just for the fun of it from July 16 until perhaps January 8.
- Despite appearances, there are copious boots used in this dark ride.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Nemo when you jump out into the first room.
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