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Photo: Justin's House and Pester Justin, a favorite attraction of Huey
Justin's House and Pester Justin
November 22, 2011
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Justin's house, you'll happen upon her Private Mews in the rear of the house. There you can see Justin while she is taping a scene from her last big film, "Slapstick Willie". Be sure to run away screaming!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something with a different smell.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby Stromboli interaction garden.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to go on.
- Maximum IQ 65.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from moral objections or ribcage, lycanthropic, attention-span, or personal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may smell funny.
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