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The José's House and Greet José attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary
José's House and Greet José
January 27, 2000
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through José's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her Animation Conservatory in the "back yard". There you can observe José getting into character for re-animating a scene from her often seen film, "Steamboat Lilly". Be sure to keep it magical!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will point at badges.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, neck, immunological, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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