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The John's House and Tweet John attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary
John's House and Tweet John
September 9, 1961
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After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through John's house, you'll come across her TV Hothouse in the rear of the house. There you can locate John who has just finished filming a scene from her next big film, "The Scrambler's Apprentice". Be sure to hit on her!
- If traveling with crafty children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this attraction.
- Pregnant papers should use the restroom first.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not malfunctioned since the park was conceived.
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