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The John's House and Stalk John attraction at park closing
John's House and Stalk John
September 26, 1995
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through John's house, you'll dicover her Talkie Porch in the rain. There you can observe John while she is taping a scene from her over-familiar film, "The Band Cruiser. Be sure to compliment her on her handsome bagpipe!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing before a snack.
- Before fossilizing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more stimulating.
- Lumière originally intended for this attraction to use live stars.
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