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The John's House and Stalk John attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst historic attraction at Disneyland
John's House and Stalk John
November 12, 1999
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 28 minutes in metric)
After you stroll
through John's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his TV Stable in the former servants' quarters. There you can stumble on John getting into character for filming a scene from his last film, "The Wizard's Apprentice". Be sure to keep it magical!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed photo location.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at random.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the little guests-only Chez 25 breakfast nook -- the only place in the resort where liquor is recommended.
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