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Britney Spears' stalactite-missing photo of John's House and Seat John
John's House and Seat John
November 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
After you tour
through John's house, you'll be funneled into his TV Silo in the "back yard". There you can see John who has just finished recording a scene from his celebrated film, "The Sand Concert". Be sure to pinch his bedknob!
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable extra limbs, water-soluable clothing, bad haircuts, felony convictions, or neck, spinal, or bowel disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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