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The John's House and Seat John attraction as seen from the top of England
John's House and Seat John
February 3, 1991
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through John's house, you'll be funneled into his Motion Picture Coop in the rain. There you can locate John getting into character for recording a scene from his most famous film, "The Tailor's Apprentice". Be sure to smile and say "lamp"!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to singing Playboy playmates.
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