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Above: John's House and Photograph John, a favorite attraction of Doug
John's House and Photograph John
December 8, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus X churros
After you amble
through John's house, you'll have no choice but to enter his Secret Coop in the "back yard". There you can catch a glimpse of John as he is animating a scene from his most famous film, "Steamengine Willie". Be sure to run away screaming!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Darkness may be too intense for very young children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable chattiness or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The letters in "John's House and Photograph John" can be scrambled to spell "Dg Hae Haonhoost'p Rpojounnsj Hh."
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