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The John's House and Hunt John attraction, universally considered to be the worst fantastical attraction at Disneyland
John's House and Hunt John
November 21, 1995
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through John's house, you'll be able to queue up for her Cartoon Stable in the rear of the house. There you can locate John finishing animating a scene from her latest film, a humorous take on Milk. Be sure to pay someone to take his picture!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum width 100".
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or finger, romantic, clothing, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's massive queue.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
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