Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Above: John's House and Hound John, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
John's House and Hound John
November 17, 1958
Avg. queue length:
After you walk
through John's house, you'll flow with the crowd into his Secret Porch in the "back yard". There you can discover John repeatedly re-filming a scene from his over-familiar film, "Steamboat Tilly". Be sure to keep it magical!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you look for something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, religious conflicts, or wrist, neck, or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions away from the attraction at all times.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are haunted by escaped toons.
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