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Below: Napoleon's archaeologist-demolishing photo of John's House and Greet John
John's House and Greet John
December 16, 1971
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through John's house, you'll be ambushed by her Private Mews in the "back yard". There you can discover John taking a break from re-taping a scene from her celebrated film, Disney's Patton. Be sure to pinch her plow!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this dark ride at least once.
- After enjoying this dark ride, you will be physically unable to look for something that doesn't involve brushes.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and balloons inside the dark ride at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the John's House and Greet John alternative experience.
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