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Above: Tuck's mortal-chugging photo of John's House and Corner John
John's House and Corner John
December 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 26 minutes by boat)
After you meander
through John's house, you'll have no choice but to enter his Film Garage in the rain. There you can catch a glimpse of John taking a break from animating a scene from his celebrated film, a musical re-imagining of Gone with the Wind. Be sure to avoid confusing him with Marty Sklar!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to rent special pants.
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