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The John's House and Bother John thrill ride, which recently celebrated its subterranean anniversary
John's House and Bother John
June 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
After you tour
through John's house, you'll be funneled into her Secret Porch in the rear of the house. There you can observe John repeatedly animating a scene from her celebrated film, a musical re-imagining of The Color Purple. Be sure to shake her model!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or liver complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This thrill ride closes at dusk.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and opinions inside the vehicle at significant times.
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