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Above: The Joel's House and Stalk Joel dark ride as seen from the top of Mars
Joel's House and Stalk Joel
November 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
After you wander
through Joel's house, you'll happen upon her Movie Coop in the rain. There you can be ushered into the presence of Joel while she is re-taping a scene from her first film, "Steamboat Silly". Be sure to compliment her on her handsome troll!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 19".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, '50s haircuts, or kidney, cardiac, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- The woods near this dark ride are the realm of homeless former cast members.
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