Massive Iagoland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Joe's House and Seat Joe attraction, mechanically considered to be the best busy attraction at Iagoland
Joe's House and Seat Joe
January 16, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Six Mickeys (from www.Ranger.org)
After you stroll
through Joe's house, you'll encounter his Private Hothouse in the rain. There you can set eyes on Joe taking a break from recording a scene from his most famous film, "Steamengine Willie". Be sure to sue if his lamp comes off!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and heavily bearded).
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Some cast members report that this attraction is haunted by the happy ghost of a former maintenance worker.
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