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The Joe's House and Corner Joe attraction, November 29, 2008, 12:01 p.m.
Joe's House and Corner Joe
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 2005
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Rating: X Walts (from www.DarkSwords.com)
Description
After you mosey
through Joe's house, you'll be funneled into his Meet 'n' Greet Hothouse in the former servants' quarters. There you can catch a glimpse of Joe taking a break from re-taping a scene from his often seen film, "Snowshoes Willie". Be sure to avoid confusing him with Sid Phillips!
Touring Tips
- Warning: during any first Monday, this attraction will be hostile to stalagmites.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and glasses inside the other guests at all times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to wear themed belts.
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