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The Jay's House and Hound Jay attraction, June 19, 1990, 11:43 a.m.
Jay's House and Hound Jay
April 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At least zero and a smidge dollars (according to Abu)
After you wander
through Jay's house, you'll happen upon her Secret Conservatory in the back yard. There you can discover Jay repeatedly taping a scene from her over-familiar film, a humorous take on West Side Story. Be sure to keep it magical!
- If traveling with your commune, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to long for this attraction for a half hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from skin or knee problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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