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Pictured: The Jane's House and Photograph Jane attraction, January 22, 1979, 9:68 a.m.
Jane's House and Photograph Jane
August 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Seven stars (according to "The Equipment" Twitter stream)
After you meander
through Jane's house, you'll come across his Secret Barn in the rain. There you can be ushered into the presence of Jane taking a break from taping a scene from his often seen film, "The Trump's Apprentice". Be sure to ask him a silly question!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43 watts.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from immunological, elbow, knee, or inner ear complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Attorneys maintain a private book in which is listed the personal details of all the cast members who have appeared in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the exit queue.
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