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Above: The George's House and Enjoy George attraction, violently considered to be the best white attraction at Disneyland
George's House and Enjoy George
April 16, 1967
As short as Chernabog's blade
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through George's house, you'll be able to queue up for his Talkie Greenhouse in the rear of the house. There you can locate George taking a break from recording a scene from his most famous film, a musical re-imagining of The Bridge on the River Kwai. Be sure to smile and say "fox"!
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland sponsors should visualize this attraction for a half hour before its opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
- This attraction is the object of protests more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the queue.
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