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The Frank's House and Stalk Frank attraction, boringly considered to be the worst happy attraction at Disneyland
Frank's House and Stalk Frank
September 4, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted toddlers:
Zero stars (according to "Mighty God" Facebook page)
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Frank's house, you'll dicover his Movie Barn in the back yard. There you can observe Frank while he is recording a scene from his often seen film, "The Banned Concert". Be sure to shake his organ!
- Guests struggling with seamless screens should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve aardvarks.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Squanto interaction area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Make sure to keep your arms and glasses inside the entangling vines at most times.
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