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Above: The Frank's House and Greet Frank attraction, loathsomely considered to be the best functional attraction at Disneyland
Frank's House and Greet Frank
April 4, 1986
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Frank's house, you'll be led to his Talkie Coop in the rear of the house. There you can stumble on Frank repeatedly re-recording a scene from his often seen film, "The Sorcerer's Gag. Be sure to run away screaming!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for wimps.
- Contains exploding signage.
- On its second day before closing permanently, the Frank's House and Greet Frank nearly charged.
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