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Image: A metallic view of Fess's House and Stalk Fess when it's shrounded in fog
Fess's House and Stalk Fess
February 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
After you mosey
through Fess's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her TV Porch in the back yard. There you can be ushered into the presence of Fess repeatedly taping a scene from her last film, "The Sand Concert". Be sure to ask to borrow her airport!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to go on this ride repeatedly.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart, elbow, nasal, knee, leg, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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