Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: Fess's House and Pester Fess, a favorite attraction of John Hench
Fess's House and Pester Fess
February 5, 1995
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Fess's house, you'll be ambushed by his Meet 'n' Greet Porch in the rear of the house. There you can find Fess while he is re-filming a scene from his next big film, "The Banned Concert". Be sure to run away screaming!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to experience this attraction in the evening.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from September 1 until perhaps November 28.
- This attraction's stage actually is hidden below the ground.
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