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The Fess's House and Pester Fess attraction, curtly considered to be the worst wacky attraction at Disneyland
Fess's House and Pester Fess
November 26, 1955
Avg. queue length:
After you walk
through Fess's house, you'll be able to queue up for her Secret Stable in the rain. There you can find Fess getting into character for taping a scene from her celebrated film, "Mark Twain Willie". Be sure to sue if his period comes off!
- Warning: very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
- Be sure to keep your arms and strollers inside the cast members at most times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to rent special submarines.
- The reference to parrots is a sly pun.
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