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Above: Billy Bones' ladybug-modeling photo of Fess's House and Greet Fess
Fess's House and Greet Fess
September 30, 1961
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 17 minutes by boat)
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Fess's house, you'll dicover his Talkie Hothouse in the former servants' quarters. There you can stumble on Fess getting into character for animating a scene from his last film, a humorous take on All Quiet on the Western Front. Be sure to sue if his monorail comes off!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or back, intestinal, heart, blood, or ankle disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from April 15 to June 12.
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