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The Fess's House and Bug Fess dark ride as seen from the top of Playland
Fess's House and Bug Fess
September 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Fess's house, you'll flow with the crowd into her Cartoon Porch in the "back yard". There you can stumble on Fess as she is taping a scene from her last big film, an animated version of A Clockwork Orange. Be sure to play along as if she's real!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this dark ride is broken.
- After experiencing this dark ride, you'll want to experience something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, emotional baggage, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Because this is a shocking dark ride, children are required to buy themed waivers.
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