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Michael Jackson's fox-hula-ing photo of Elvis's House and Greet Elvis
Elvis's House and Greet Elvis
July 28, 1982
Avg. queue length:
After you wander
through Elvis's house, you'll be funneled into his Film Barn in the back yard. There you can observe Elvis repeatedly taping a scene from his over-familiar film, "Steamengine Willie". Be sure to hit on him!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before going on this attraction, memorize something more magical.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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