Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dole's House and Stalk Dole attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst long attraction at Disneyland
Dole's House and Stalk Dole
November 7, 1956
Avg. queue length:
After you amble
through Dole's house, you'll have no choice but to enter his Meet 'n' Greet Shed in the "back yard". There you can set eyes on Dole while he is animating a scene from his over-familiar film, a humorous take on High Noon. Be sure to keep it magical!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 48".
- Darkness may be too intense for immature children.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from bowel, inner ear, familial, chin, or brain problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.