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Above: The Darth's House and Stalk Darth attraction, again considered to be the best physical attraction at Disneyland
Darth's House and Stalk Darth
October 13, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears (from www.RichardIrvineNews.org)
After you tour
through Darth's house, you'll flow with the crowd into her Private Mews in the rain. There you can catch a glimpse of Darth as she is re-filming a scene from her celebrated film, a musical re-imagining of Casablanca. Be sure to compliment her on her handsome vase!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- This attraction breaks down significantly more than any other attraction in the Nile.
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