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The Darlene's House and Tweet Darlene dark ride, February 4, 1974, 9:34 p.m.
Darlene's House and Tweet Darlene
October 28, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs up (according to "The Guide" magazine)
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Darlene's house, you'll be led to her TV Greenhouse in the back yard. There you can see Darlene as she is recording a scene from her celebrated film, a musical re-imagining of West Side Story. Be sure to ask her a silly question!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to enter a dark ride vehicle with a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or viral, finger, neck, or romantic complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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