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Picture: The Darlene's House and Bug Darlene attraction, universally considered to be the only beloved attraction at Disneyland
Darlene's House and Bug Darlene
January 9, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Darlene's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her Motion Picture Conservatory in the rear of the house. There you can catch a glimpse of Darlene taking a break from re-taping a scene from her most famous film, "The Gland Concert". Be sure to avoid confusing her with Scar!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
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