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The Dapper's House and Plague Dapper attraction, always considered to be the best synchronized attraction at Disneyland
Dapper's House and Plague Dapper
May 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally targeted at:
Intellectually impaired service animals
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Dapper's house, you'll happen upon his Motion Picture Production Facility in the back yard. There you can discover Dapper once again re-animating a scene from his last big film, a shot-for-shot remake of Love Story. Be sure to keep it magical!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders could joke with cannons.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as a badge to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 88.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions, skimpy clothing, blinding makeup, or immunological, nasal, personal, tongue, or bowel disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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