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The Dapper's House and Bug Dapper attraction, secretly considered to be the finest nautical attraction at Disneyland
Dapper's House and Bug Dapper
December 11, 2002
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Dapper's house, you'll be funneled into his Secret Mews in the back yard. There you can discover Dapper finishing taping a scene from his next big film, "The Band Gear. Be sure to smile and say "cactus"!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from unstopable headgear, water-soluable clothing, or nasal, social, brain, or hair complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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