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Clara's House and Adopt Clara, a favorite attraction of Columbia
Clara's House and Adopt Clara
August 8, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nine Disneys (according to Flintheart Glomgold)
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Clara's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his Movie Barn in the back yard. There you can set eyes on Clara finishing animating a scene from his next big film, a humorous take on Cleopatra. Be sure to ask him a silly question!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different smell.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious restrictions, unexplained allergies, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Patch of A River.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the second scene.
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