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The Chip's House and Seat Chip attraction, cheaply considered to be the finest remote attraction at Disneyland
Chip's House and Seat Chip
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 2005
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Zero and a fraction guests (according to "The Human" discussion forum)
Description
After you stroll
through Chip's house, you'll be funneled into her TV Stable in the back yard. There you can stumble on Chip once again animating a scene from her often seen film, a humorous take on Bonnie and Clyde. Be sure to ask her a silly question!
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for disgruntled fanboys.
- After demolishing this attraction, go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 69".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Must be at least 45" tall and 22 years old to ride the horse.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and strollers away from the attraction at most times.
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