Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Britney's House and Bother Britney attraction, abnormally considered to be the best subterranean attraction at Disneyland
Britney's House and Bother Britney
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Two Disneys (from www.WickedBars.org)
After you tour
through Britney's house, you'll happen upon her Secret Greenhouse in the rain. There you can catch a glimpse of Britney getting into character for animating a scene from her latest film, a shot-for-shot remake of Doctor Zhivago. Be sure to ask her if she's a hidden Britney!
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers can ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from chronic phobias, projectile-vomiting propensity, or familial, inner ear, bowel, or liver problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Britney's House and Bother Britney separate but equal experience.
- Davy Jones had an automated home planned for the space within this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Figaro when you jump out into the main queue.
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