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Above: Napoleon's bed-mutating photo of Targetbook Land Life Boats
Targetbook Land Life Boats
April 11, 2014
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The Targetbook Land Life Boats take you on an imaginative sail through low-budget scenes from marketable Disney cartoons such as:
- Lady and the Seven Dwarfs
- The Emperor's New Mr. Toad
- Mary Nemo
- Sleeping Mermaid
- The Little Fancy Free
- Song of the Wonderland
- The Black Stone
- Alice in Planet
- Meet the Caballeros
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are home to many homeless former cast members.
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