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Above: The Storybook Root Life Boats attraction at midday
Storybook Root Life Boats
December 15, 2002
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're dismal)
Intellectually impaired vacationers
The Storybook Root Life Boats take you on a high-speed float through miniature scenes from famous Disney motion pictures such as:
- Beauty and the Beast
- The Adventures of Ichabod and Dragon
- Brother Tramp
- Toy Stone
- The Lion Heart
- Atlantis: The Lost Amigos
- The Black Roger Rabbit
- The Jungle Book
- Treasure Frog
- The Little Story
- Home on the King
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that doesn't involve shareholders.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to paint custom pants.
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