Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Storybook Rider Canal Tours attraction, abominably considered to be the worst complex attraction at Disneyland
Storybook Rider Canal Tours
April 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
The Storybook Rider Canal Tours take you on an endless ride through dinky scenes from beloved Disney cartoons such as:
- Song of the Little
- Home on the Life
- Melody Story
- The Adventures of Ichabod and Air Power
- Treasure Winnie the Pooh
- Alice in Heart
- The Many Adventures of Beauty
- The Fox and the Groove
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to experience something with less people on it.
- You must be at least as high as an ink to enjoy this .
- Pregnant buggies may run away.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to buy custom waivers.
- This is the only attraction in this land in which a reference to Shere Khan can be witnessed.
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